Trolls are Amazing
This is a public service announcement to my friends, if you feel that someone is taking the piss or attacking you, I am here to help, I despise when people take things out of context or comment...
View ArticleWhat A Twat
***Apologies have been sent and accepted, I have untwatted Rob Forbes. Rob Forbes, The entire Bang Bang Breakfast team and quite possibly Tuks FM, you are a giant bunch of Twats, I am not going to...
View ArticleLet’s Hope
Some of you may have realised that I have learnt, albeit 5 years too late, how to create motivational posters. If only hugs could cure hangovers. I also have a friend who looks remarkably like any...
View ArticleSome Old Ads – and thoughts.
I have a father, and like me he has a sense of humour. I think that’s why we get on. He mailed me the other day with some old adverts. He is affectionately knick named Manny, like his father Wally....
View ArticleI’m just a twisted Guy.
I saw an old mate on Saturday night, and he spoke to me – that was nice of him. He said he overheard some mates had been talking about this blog, and he could thankfully claim me. So, I understand that...
View ArticleWeakness.
I will claim to be very good at many things. I can down a Liqui-Fruit berry blaze at the speed a wounded child cries at the sight of blood. I can wound a child, another skill I have, but would...
View ArticleI Talk.
People have asked me to talk at a conference. To be fair, I kind of invited myself, but that’s how I make all of my friends. I am shitting myself. As children, if you had a bucket on the beach in...
View ArticleYour bicylce was Stolen
I think have found peace. I have taken into long consideration, and I have decided that badgering people about terrible service, moaning about how people treat other people in traffic and general...
View ArticleDribble
I must apologise for not writing. Perhaps the inspirational mountain is not in fact that inspiring or I have been focussing my attention on other areas. Either way I do apologise. I have had the odd...
View ArticleWhat Would Dale Do?
I want everybody to understand this and understand this well, there is such a thing as too much information. I am not talking about baby photos and your 34765 wedding photos, those are fine and those...
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